Humidity

Damn it's hot here. All of sudden the humidity has skyrocketed and every window in my house is open. I actually debated turning the AC on. Then I remembered it's May and I'm not a millionaire. Must hang out in my basement lair. AKA the kids playroom. Hell they never use it. I should decorate it to my tastes and get rid of all their toys. How mean would that be?

I got another run in yesterday. 9.08 splits. Only 2 hills. Again I wasn't really pushing myself to hard. I've come to the conclusion that fall, winter running is my ideal running time. I will struggle on all runs until fall weather returns. Luckily I have no races scheduled after next weeks (ever again? maybe....) and I can just do a lot of slow runs in the summer.

My husband has offered to take the kids fishing tomorrow so I can have a free day. (see he really is great) I just don't understand why he has to drive 2 hours away to the beach to do it. Gas is $3+ a gallon, he will of course take the gas guzzling SUV since he will have 3 kids and dog. The other car barely fits the 3 kids. It will be a nice break. Knowing me though I will be bored out of my mind in 3 hours. I have no desire ($) to shop, there isn't anything to paint or garden. I could read some good books....heck I don't know I should just enjoy it. I always get freaky when he takes the whole family away. My pessismistic/black/Italian worry side comes full force and I worry about them getting in an accident. PMS doesn't help either.

For Mother's Day we are going to a local pup/restaurant down by the University. The train tracks run right by it and that will excite the two boys to no end watching the freight trains go by. I could of had the hubby take me to some foo, foo brunch but I end up sitting there and eat my face off, go into a carb coma just to get my money's worth. Do I really need salad, chicken, pork, scrapple ** bannana's foster, cheese cake, etc....all before 11 am? Anyhow I could go for a good bloody mary! They are never good at those foo, foo places.

**don't knock it until you try it. Yes I like fried haggis too. Not as much as scrapple though.

It's going to be a doozy

I have raging PMS.

I've put on gobs of water weight.

My boobs feel like weights.

I crave chocolate and salt.

Can I increase my Zoloft for control of PMS?

A 6 year old boy who I had over for a playdate asked "you're having a bad day aren't you.?" That's when you know it's bad.

I'm experiencing bad karma people everywhere. I counter with sarcastic good karma. Case in point......I was at ACMoor3 today. Lines were slow and long. A new cashier opened up. I took 10 steps to her line and 3 people beat me there. I went back to my line. I asked the woman orginally behind me if I could get back into place. She sarcastically said "I guess your going to" I put a foot in front of her. She would not move back so I could get my hip in. (I have boy hips btw) I stood there for say 20 seconds....I turn to her and say "you go ahead" (dripping in sweet gooey sarcasm) I place myself 5ft back of her. I don't want her negativity or black cloud personality around me. I know the guy that got behind me later didn't understand why I was so far back. I just stared into the woman's head. Finally she leaves. Get to cash register. Tell clerk "that lady has bad karma" Clerk laughs and agrees with me. Leave store and beat bitchy old lady out.

I'm also wondering why the "large" tank top I bought with Philly Eagles logo on it has shrunk to fit my 8 year pixie daughter. Whose idea of "large" was that?

Honestly small, insignificant problems that are nothing to what others are dealing with (Kansas, military families to name a couple) It's my monthly bitch post.