Bleck reasoning

I have gotton the first of two test results back. A while back I complained of being a raving lunatic or depressed. It seems I most likely have a low thyroid condition. Which explains about everything.

1. Why the hell I haven't been able to lose 1 stinking pound in several months. I will put on 2-5lbs from drinking a beer or having a slice of cake. It will take 2 weeks to remove this weight.
2, why a clump of my hair came out in my hands today,
3. I haven't washed my hair since Sunday and it is in no way oily or anything.
4. depression
5. cholesteral has risen since this summer

Once the final tests come back I will be put on medication for my thyroid or I get xanax. Either way I'm assuming the slightly depressed lunatic in me will go away and my hair will look better. Unfortuntely I will not be taking off any 10lbs before this race in March. I will have to try for 5.

I haven't run or exercised. I feel like a fucking blob. I'm still sick. Today was gorgeous here. I could of ran in shorts and a tank top. Dammit. When I run on Saturday (I think it will rain so it might be a gym day) it will be 30 degrees. Oh and I have lost 3 pairs of gloves and my running hat. I really pissed off about the loss of my running hat. I loved that stupid hat. Now I have to get a new hat. Sunday is a course run. My goal is to run the first 4 miles regular 9:30ish and the last two around 8 min.

TOM rant:

Emeril. Anyone watch this show? I can't stand it! He's a great cook, but the audience is a bunch of doofus'. He's cooking an Italian dish, let's say it's manicotti. He goes "I'm going to add a little oregano" the audience goes "whoa, ohhhhhh" like he just committed the most crazy thing by adding oregano to an ITALIAN dish. Now if he added oregano to a dessert, I would say "whoa, ohhhh where the heck is he taking this." I love watching cooking shows, but his show just drives me up the wall. I love Rachel Ray, but if she says delish one more time I might have to scream.