My Day
MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, "J called me a jerk" MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, "T called me stupid"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,"I want cereal with milk"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,"I want juice"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY "can I have a cookie"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY "tommy hit me"MOMMY,MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY "david kicked me"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY "look at my penis"
all through the above I said:
Who peed on the bathroom floor ?
Who forgot to flush the toilet ?
Who spilt milk ?
Why is the washer flooding the floor ?
Who ate David's mitten ? (duh)
David please, for the love of God put your pants on .
WHAT!!! (100x)
Stop hitting your brother, kicking your brother, calling so-and -so a name.
Do I have to call Santa?
Yes I will call Santa!
Can you believe these cute kids can cause me so much stress?
I can't wait until they have kids. (just like my mom told me!)
all through the above I said:
Who peed on the bathroom floor ?
Who forgot to flush the toilet ?
Who spilt milk ?
Why is the washer flooding the floor ?
Who ate David's mitten ? (duh)
David please, for the love of God put your pants on .
WHAT!!! (100x)
Stop hitting your brother, kicking your brother, calling so-and -so a name.
Do I have to call Santa?
Yes I will call Santa!
Can you believe these cute kids can cause me so much stress?
I can't wait until they have kids. (just like my mom told me!)
posted by m at
4:09 PM
4 Comments:
But the little one DID hold a door for someone, so you know what? You be nice to that boy.
I always remember my mum yelling at me "DON'T CALL ME MUMMY" and, at the time, I recall thinking "what the fuck should I call you then?".
Now I get it!!
As for the ringing Santa thing, why does it now work as well as it did last year and the year before?? I used to get at least two good months mileage out of the Santa call and then another two post Christmas with the "shall I call Santa and tell him to come take his presents back?"
I think we need to call their bluff and actually leave no presents under the tree and just a note saying "Sorry, too naughty, better luck next year". Imagine how flipping good they'd be for the next year??
Wow ... this is my house, verbatim!
It was me. I peed on the floor. Sorry.
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