Open letter

Dear Asshole,

Why the fuck did you park like this?

Seriously, do you know how much this pisses me off? I got my car in there too, only because I was so mad.

I'm pretty sure I was the "muse" for this little ditty......



Hugs and Kisses.

From the car owner with the less resale value than you.

ps...I never realized how hard it is to get a month old tic-tac that fell into the passenger side. It took me three (3) attempts opening and closing that damn door.