No.

This is not what you wear to swim in a swim meet. It's called a one piece. I have yet to see olympic or winter swimmers in cute bikini's. I know there were two of you. I know both of you like flaunting "it". I guess that is why you sunned yourselves in the finish line area. This truly is a step down from last year. We were lucky to see you in your swim team suit (baywatch style because the smaller the better) and it was nice to know that you get a brazilian wax.

Sorry you lost your races to our girl in the one piece.

Better luck next time.