Battle shots

My battle shot has been ignored. Which led me and my friend (cat) to re-plan our intervention. Instead of tackling this head on we are going to be girls (not women) and drop sly comments all around.

I did ask my friend why she still needs a trainer and why she has to work out six, fucking (ok I left the fucking out) days a week. I thought she was training for a body building competition. No. She does all this so she can loose the fat on her upper thighs. Yep. It's all about her and a bikini. In all honesty, if she hasn't lost that fat yet it will never be lost. She doesn't have an ounce of fat above her thighs or below them. She has been at this for close to a year. She eats "clean." Unless she stops eating all together she is going to have thighs with some meat on them. We all have our issues. My friend that is a marathon runner has bigger thighs with some cellulite. You all know how lean marathoners are. It's just the way we are built, genetics and age.

This is a picture of her new Facebook friend.
Yep. She met her through her trainer and the gym-rat loser people. Should I even call them people?

I'm not sure how long I will leave that image up. I think it's gross. Actually I think the naked female body is beautiful. That is just plain old porn(ish).

What the hell has happened to my friend. Do all people who go through divorce go through this stage? It can't be possible.