Today
My son didn't cry at swim lessons.
I beat a 65+ year old man in a speedo in the pool. He was probably 10 laps ahead of me when I started though.
I kicked a pregnant's woman's (8 months) butt in the lane next to me. I thought she was just fat until she got out.
I swam a half mile.
I tried on a new speedo suit. It will never work because I have bigger than a A cup breast.
I could of used two(2) valium last night and again today.
I decided I really hate the word Mommy.
I think I might hate my husband because tonight is his target shooting night.
In less than 2 hours I will be in my good friend's hot tub drinking a glass of wine or a wicked Mojito. Fuck it...I might just bring the bottle of Patron Tequila I have. Yeah....that works.
I beat a 65+ year old man in a speedo in the pool. He was probably 10 laps ahead of me when I started though.
I kicked a pregnant's woman's (8 months) butt in the lane next to me. I thought she was just fat until she got out.
I swam a half mile.
I tried on a new speedo suit. It will never work because I have bigger than a A cup breast.
I could of used two(2) valium last night and again today.
I decided I really hate the word Mommy.
I think I might hate my husband because tonight is his target shooting night.
In less than 2 hours I will be in my good friend's hot tub drinking a glass of wine or a wicked Mojito. Fuck it...I might just bring the bottle of Patron Tequila I have. Yeah....that works.
posted by m at
3:31 PM
2 Comments:
:-) sounds like a mildly successful day!!!
i wear speedos - they're the only suits i've found i can wear, but NOT the 2 piece. ack. i was hanging out of that thing pretty well. the one piece flipturns kind are really forgiving for us endowed ladies...
Yeah sounds like Mommy needed that cocktail!
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